Author Profile – Mark Alders
April 21, 2011
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Today I’m profiling author Mark Alders who lives in Melbourne, Victoria, in the land of Oz. When I asked Mark for a bio I should have expected the one he sent me. 
If you want to get to know Mark
better, his life in pictures is below:
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Mark’s Bio
According to my own Teenage mis-adventures (a story you can download from ARe for free on this link . I am just an ordinary guy with a penis which likes to get me into trouble…a lot. I’ve seduced trees, copulated with watermelons, and had nice old ladies pick ants off my naked body. Yep, that’s me. Mark Alders. All round nice guy and with my brain firmly in my pants, exactly where it belongs!
So what about the here and now? Well, I am a mild, mannered post office worker by day. I have a mortgage to pay and a partner named Lee who I have been with for *cough* twenty one years *cough.* At night, my muse, the bitch, forces me into bondage and makes me sit at my computer and type out stories about men having sex with each other…all the time…over and over…in varying degrees of WTF, too!
I mean, I have stories out there about alien spiders needing humans to nourish their eggs, red-skinned aliens whose balls glow when they are sexually excited, beings who cock dock with their victims to drain them of their life force, and a young man who discovers puberty is just the start of his problems as he comes into ‘magolescence’ on his eighteenth birthday and his penis turns into a snake!
Ah, the life of a story teller. The fun never ends.
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Mark has written a lot of books – many of which I’m sure he wrote simultaneously. How else do you account for his incredible productivity? Here are the names of Mark’s first 6 books reviewed on the site which are all linked:
Hope of the Spirit; The Pauper’s Prize; Fire of the Heart; Time of the Soul; Light of the Body; Shadows of the Mind
Mark’s current and upcoming works are:
Magolescence: Scheduled release June 15, 2011
“A boy reaches puberty at around thirteen years of age. If he is one of the few, born with a caul, he will hit Magolescence by the time he’s considered a man. That’s when things can get really difficult.” Dr. Obenweiser’s guide to Magolescence.
Magolescence is a magical puberty, a stage in a magician’s life where unexpected things can happen while the brain prepares the body for life as a magician. At eighteen, Shane has more than enough to deal with besides disapproving parents, a weird doctor and an evil magician who wants to recruit Shane and his two lovers, Joel and Will, into his coven. He is going through Magolescence, too. Lord help him!
Waves of Infinity:
Currently available and linked
Julian Cavanaugh is the captain and co-inventor of the energy wave-surfing ship, known as The Infinity. This is its maiden voyage, and along with his husband, an alien named C’tosh, he is in for the ride of his life.
Not only are there government suits on board, wanting to cause trouble, but instead of good old fashioned army lads, the ship is populated with scientists. Oh, Julian’s day is going to get worse as the engines fire and the ship careens out of the solar system toward Vega Prime.
Then the unthinkable happens.
The ship goes beyond all expectations and cruises at speeds the computer can’t even register. With C’tosh in a panic, how will Julian get back home to Earth without resorting to shooting the government suits who insist his parentage is less than desirable? To make matters worse, stopping at such a speed will cause a lot of worry. If they aren’t blown to bits, that is.
The Nourisher: Part 1 of the Borders of Worlds Saga – Currently available and linked
Drake Glauco, a successful lawyer, happily married to Jankin (the man of his dreams), has a perfect life…until he comes home one day to find his husband in the arms of another man. In the resulting argument, Drake storms out of his house only to be drugged and kidnapped by alien people smugglers!
His perfect life is shattered as he uncovers the real reason for his kidnapping…He is to become an egg nourisher for a Priaxian incubator named Vernon!
The Soldier: Part 2 of the Borders of Worlds Saga – currently available and linked
The Incubator: Part 3 of the Borders of Worlds Saga – currently available and linked
The Hood of Justice – No release date scheduled
Mild, mannered rookie police officer, Casey Watson is dedicated to his job, works long hours and tries to make a difference within his district fighting crime, dodging bullets and leaping tall buildings with a single…well okay, he doesn’t leap buildings, but the rest of it, no worries. Casey is a can-do man, keen and eager to keep the city safe at night. Together, with his rough and tough work partner and good buddy, Bruce O’Connell, they make a great team, always looking out for each other.
But Casey is different…very different.
Underneath the uniform, behind the badge he proudly wears, he has something on his body which is quite, quite special. You could say, he has a super ability, one which Casey himself is just coming to grips with.
He has a magical foreskin!
When he cock docks with any perpetrator, when his foreskin tingles to let him know the criminal he has apprehended is guilty, the magic within his amazing foreskin makes any man tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. What’s more, they forget
everything as soon as Casey comes to climax, too. They never stand a chance.
All is peachy until Bruce and Casey are given the job of investigating and interrogating super criminal, Randy Piper. All of a sudden, Casey’s fears come to fruition. Sure, he now has a reputation of being a master interrogator, but not even his partner on the beat knows of his secret. No one must know. Cock docking with criminals isn’t exactly in the manual for standard police procedure, now is it?
If anyone finds out about his foreskin’s abilities, Bruce, the Sarge, anyone, he could be suspended, kicked off the force at the worst. Not something career minded Casey would ever want. But the worst thing of all, the stuff of nightmares for him, is if the criminals themselves found out. A dirty no good for nothing criminal like Randy Piper for instance, the very guy they have been assigned to question. Casey can’t even imagine what would happen to him if a psychopath like Randy ever found out? He’d be in the unemployment line before he even zipped up his trousers.
Can Casey continue to perform his duties while using his foreskin’s abilities? Or will he have to reveal his secret to not only protect himself, but Bruce as well? Or does Bruce already know? However the night they have to apprehend Randy Piper will go down, Casey will never be the same again. His foreskin is going to do a lot more than tingle, that’s for sure!
Mark would be happy to answer your questions and he looks forward to your comments.
Mark Alders’ Contact Information;
website: www.markalders.com
Blog: NSFW: www.intactforlife.com
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Madonna196
Bogusia
Larissa
Sirius
A magical foreskin? I love it!
Now, about those trees… Do you lube the knotholes first, then carefully slip in one, two, three fingers to ready them? Do you growl “Who’s your daddy?” as the leaves begin to quiver, then give ‘em a smack on the barkside?
Nice to see you here, Mark! Thanks for confirming my belief that staying out of Australia will be good for my mental health.
Yes, I did carry lube with me on my bush walks! Those trees…how dare they be so sexy while I’m all horny and lubed up! LOL
Aww, now, come to Australia and I’ll show you how to keep on the straight and narrow..well, okay, I may lead you astray sometimes…most times…oh geez, I better just say, don’t do what I do and you’ll be right, mate! LOL
*hugs*
Mark
OMG. Some of those sound so … intriguring. LOL I’m very curious about Hood of Justice. It just sounds too fun.
You wacky Australians and your tree sex, and marsupials (but not marsupial sex please). Great to get to know you a bit better.
Thanks, Tam. Hood of Justice came about because a dear friend of mine asked me to write a superhero story.
Now, I’m not into superhero’s, but I did like Wonder Woman when I was younger (Shameful I know) I liked her lasso of truth.
Now, because I am an intactivist and all my characters are intact, I wanted to create something different. So, upon pondering, a magical foreskin of truth was born
I hope you enjoy the story. I am sending it to the publisher this weekend, so hopefully it will be scheduled soon!
*hugs*
Mark
Mark made me care for a 4 meters tall spider-like alien, so magical foreskin? Not a problem. LOL! Although Waves of Infinity sounds great too. Like Firefly on drugs. I must read it.
Vernon just jumped off the page for me! He’s such a pain! LOL
Waves of Infinity is a story I love myself. I know I am biased, because I wrote it, but even authors have their favourites. Those who say they are all their babies and they couldn’t choose are lying! LOL
I have written stuff I wish I could lock in the attic…’cause they ain’t no flowers! Damn!
Thanks for the comments LadyM. Luvs ya, mate!
*hugs*
Mark
LOL brain firmly in your pants? How is that different from any other man I know
Or woman for that matter 
Though ants and old ladies? Oh dear?
Though i love your books! The Nourisher was borderline though. Me and spiders don’t roll! But it was very original!
Nice to see some more background!
Larissa, I am PETRIFIED of spiders. They make me scream like a little girl! Seriously. I wrote that book for therapy!
Thanks for the comments, mate! Great to know the ladies also have brain cells down there, too! (is that supposed to be a secret)
*hugs*
Mark
Ha! Vernon is fab. Who knew I’d find a pregnant spider sweet or spider sex intriguing? Oh, the things I’ve learnt about myself
Thanks for the profile info.
No worries, Luci!
I am so glad you loved Vernon. He will be pleased to hear that. Do you know how hard it is to contain a 4 meter high alien spider when he gets all uppity! Sheeesh! Scooby snacks don’t cut it!
LOL
*hugs*
Mark
Guys
Just so you know, it’s now 5.00 A.M. Friday morning in Melbourne so Mark is still asleep. However, I know he’ll be happy to respond to your comments when he’s awake.
LOL – Mark, you just shot up my “authors to try” list. Magical foreskins indeed
Josephine! Thank you! My books do feature some unusual things
I don’t write, “boy meets boy, boy loses boy, boy and boy get back together” stuff…
Just so you know
*hugs*
Nah, you do “boy meets spider”
LOL…or anything else!
Hey, guys! Wow What a great response so far. I just got up…7.00 Good Friday, and am sucking down my first coffee
Today I will finish a story, edit another and final read The Hood of Justice before turning it into my publisher
I love days off from work. I get to be a real story teller then and create all day!
Any questions? I will be happy to answer any, including anything you may have about my penis! LOL
Hey, Mark,
You know I already love your books! Although I’ve only read maybe 10 of them, the Pembroke Eve Series is still my favorite so far!
Happy Good Friday, Mate! And be sure to keep your penis safe! No, wait, I do love to hear about all your new mis-adventures.
I know. I always seem to be getting myself into trouble because of my best friend! *sigh* LOL
Will there ever be a sequel to my mis-adventrues…probably! LOL
Even today my penis rules my life! I had to go to the doctors and ask him about my latest results (I get check up because of my DVT) He asked me about my sex life, you know, making sure all the plumbing works. I stood up, whipped out my cock and said, does it look okay to you, doc, because I think it’s just got a mind of its own (my doctor is an adorable Asian man who is all yum) He smiles and says, all dicks are like that. When it stops being your boss, let me know.
LOL
*hugs*
Mark
Oh, that profile picture of me is while I was completely tanked up on watermelon cocktails while in Melbourne’s ice bar!
I am so sloshed there I didn’t even hear the beeper to tell me I had been in there too long. My mum (who got sloshed with me) had to help me to the car…well, we helped each other more to the point! LOL
Hi Mark, great bio and I think your stories are all fantabulous!
I’m starting The Incubator now 
Thanks, Sylvia, you’re the best! I hope you love the final episode!
I want in on the Mark lovin!! Such a brilliant imagination and just the sweetest person, I adore you *muah! Your misadventures captured my attention, but your Pembroke Eve characters hooked me.
If you’re looking for something different to break up the monotony of typical romance/erotica/m/m stories, then give Mark Alders a try, I guarantee you won’t know where his book will take you!!
Heather S! Thank you so much! Luvs you, too! Pembroke will always have a special place in my heart
I might try this Mark Alders person…his books sound…oh, wait…that’s me! LOL *cheeky grin*
Bless you, mate!
*hugs*
Mark
Hiya, Mark
I still remember the first book I read from you, Call of the Hunted. 
I read Unicorn’s Peril next 
I was so upset when it ended because the sequel wasn’t out 
Luckily it was only a wait of a month and I’ve been reading your new releases ever since.
Hey, Tj! You are wonderful and thank you for all your support! Bless you, mate!
*hugs*
Mark
Babe, You Totally Rock, I loved every thing i have read so far, and there is plenty more i have to read
What hooked me was The Mis-adventures of a Teenage Mark WOW what an Awesome read, You know what i think of A Sangrille Christmas*cock-docking* I want More!!
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Your Sweet, Caring and are an FAB story teller!! Mark You Are made of Awesomeness
Ang, so glad I have a large group of Aussie fans, too! After all, us Aussies gotta share the love
And cock-docking…what’s not to like!
*hugs* and I luvs you heaps, mate!
Mark
Feel like I’ve been with you since the beginning….when you were a fledgling. Ah my boy’s grown all up! Your imagination never ceases to amaze me…..from small town alien kidnappings to alien planets and life forms.
Love ya mate. *HUGS*
You have been with me from the beginning, that’s true. So glad to have hooked you in, Nancy…I mean, have you as a loyal fan
Love ya, too! Heaps and heaps!
*hugs*
Mark
I have just started reading your books Mark. Your Mis Adventures started it off and then I joined your Posse and love the author as much as his books!
You rock!
Jennifer, the wonderful thing about writing and having readers is that I get to meet so many wonderful people. Sure, they are all online, but hey, love you all the same!
Bless you, mate!
*hugs*
Mark
Mark is such a sweetie!! Loved his “The mis-adventures of teenage Mark”, had me laughing & crying:)Takes a lot of courage to expose yourself like that to an audience, certainly got my respect!
Also a fellow Aussie, very proud of him:)
Awww, it’s easy to make fun of oneself! I do it sooooo well, too! LOL
Bless you, Carmel! And from one Aussie to another, *hugs*
Mark
I never dreamed, when I found Mark’s Foreskin of the Day blog, the precursor to Intact for Life (which he mentions in this bio), that I would be reading his stories, and that he would be my friend. And yet, there his is, while 13,200 km away along the great circle.
The main interest I have had in Mark’s books is the glimpse of natural male sexuality, which was brutally stolen from me at birth. I’ll never know what even a “regular” circumcised man feels, because so much was cut away from me. Few men understand that circumcisions are not the same. The more that gets cut off, the worse it is.
I already know most of what I need to know about female sexual response, so I don’t need to read about that. My favorite was The Pauper’s Prize, and I don’t know how many more I will get around to reading, but I will always be a supporter of Mark’s.
Gary, thanks a lot mate! Your words mean so much to me. As a supporter of all men, you are a Saint!
The sad thing is, a lot of people don’t know the full effects of circumcision. Not only is there the physical effect, the loss of function of the penis, but the psychological loss, too. A man who is circumcised is incomplete, and when they see a foreskin, understand what a foreskin does, then that is when the full realisation happens. The “ah ha” moment, if you will.
The result. So many men are restoring their foreskin! So many! Millions, I would say.
Oh, and ladies and gentlemen, intact sex is fantastic! So before you all shout out, the foreskin is ugly, consider that fashion and ‘looks’ shouldn’t decide whether or not you cut away healthy tissue from your son. Let him decide that, if he so feels the need later on in life.
Now, back on track. I am so pleased with the response I got here. Thank you to all who commented.
Latest news: The Hood of Justice is being edited now
Hopefully a release date will be announced soon. I will let you all know when that happens.
*hugs*
Mark
hey, I just want to say that after 10 books (yep I read a lot) Mark Alders can still surprise me
in a veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer good way! 
I can’t wait to read also the superhero story because magic foreskin and docking???? OMG it’s something I MUST read!!!!
Well, in a good way, obviously
OMG completely off topic: I love this little green guys!
Camila! Loves ya, mate!
And yep, I think I do write some unusual stuff! My muse surprises me sometimes, too!
*hugs*
Mark
In every book of Mark’s I read I found there was something different and his voice is always so refreshing and humorous and it retains all the wonder of someone who is still able to amaze oneself
Hood of Justice is my first book by Mark Alders. I know he writes well from his superb Foreskin of the Day blog which then was brought down by one foreskin hating personification of evil. An evil that I’m sure the Hood of Justice could flesh out literarily and convert such evil into good wholesome foreskin fun.,
Glad The Hood of Justice brought you to my writing, Frank